Introduction: ??How to Lose a God in Ten DaysA Writathon Prequel to When the Heavens Turned AwayTwo gods. One mission. Zero common sense.Zhen Wei just wanted a quiet eternity filled with noodles, naps, and the occasional morally gray prank. But when an ancient tribunal drags him into a divine investigation alongside his overly serious celestial rival, Lián, things spiral faster than a lightning talisman in a wind tunnel.Villages are vanishing. The mortal realm is cracking. And someone...or something...is eating stars.To save existence (and possibly their reputations), Zhen Wei and Lián must uncover the truth behind the growing void… without killing each other first. Or falling in love. Or both. Probably both.What begins as divine mischief turns into a race against time, tangled with old wounds, reluctant loyalty, and the slow unraveling of something that might’ve once been friendship. Or something deeper.This is how it starts. This is how it ends.A celestial comedy of errors with heartbreak baked in. Read at your own risk.You don’t need to cry ahead of time. But it helps....